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Don’t be surprised by the heading (and the cover pic), because today I will share some fantastic benefits of Smoking. These benefits may not be new to you. But, I am sure you will be amazed to know how “amazing” smoking is.

So, let’s start with the first benefit because I don’t believe in extra long intros.

It will make you look cool

You might have seen it in the movies. That heroes and villains smoke a lot. Sometimes they even show vamps smoking. The main idea behind that is to make them look cool (or menacing in case of bad guys). They smoke a lot to show their intensity and style. So, I think it can be said that smoking will make you look cool. There are even Bollywood songs to make it sound cooler.

Although, yes. Those guys end up dead due to smoking. But, they looked cool, while they were alive.

Population control

India will become the most populated country next year. That means it will surpass China in terms of population. Over-population means we need more resources, more space and more of everything. But, the good thing is, that we have 267 million smokers in India. Out of which 100 million children below the age of 15 are smokers. 350,000 deaths annually are associated with smoking and tobacco use.

I won’t talk about why they smoke and how no one is stopping them, as that’s not what my blog is about. But, as all those people are smoking, they are contributing to the future of the world (especially India).

Tobacco is estimated to account for more than 1.2 million deaths annually.

Good thing for Economy

India is not only the major consumer of tobacco, but also the second-largest producer of tobacco in the world. Producing 761,335 tons of tobacco. Now, imagine, how many lives are affected by that. This is also a good thing for hospitals. People will not stop smoking, and they will get admitted to hospitals. There they will regret about their past mistakes by paying heavy bills.

In the end, hospitals are getting benefits from some idiots smoking for them.

Various forms of tobacco and cigarettes are responsible for 27% of the cancers in India.

Different lungs

Look, you may not know this, but smokers have special lungs. They know about the effects of smoking, yet they choose to smoke. This clearly means that they need different and special lungs from others. Smokers’ lungs are black and weak. That’s fine because it’s not wrong to be different. I mean, if someone wants to be different, who are we to stop them?

Yes, their lungs don’t function properly. Yes, they may die coughing. But, it’s totally their choice.

Other wonderful diseases

Smoking causes Diabetes, Asthma, Heart diseases, Lung diseases, Cancer, Reproductive issues in women, etc. So many diseases, and so many interesting ways to die. Some people don’t like a plain and simple life, they want adventure and regular trips to the hospital. It’s their style of living.

Clearly, all the warnings are mentioned on the cigarette packs themselves. Educated people are aware of these benefits, yet they like “Sutta with chai”.

So, these were some benefits of smoking. It’s your decision; if you want to avail them or want a boring healthy life. Life may not be in your hands, but death can be in between your 2 fingers.

Maybe you are offended by this blog, but as you have reached here, don’t forget to drop a like. You can also comment and share your thoughts.

If you are a smoker, then it was good knowing you. If you are not a smoker, then see you soon.

Keep smiling and have a healthy body.

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